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Super Bowl Party Penalities

                                Top 10 Super Bowl Party Penalties 


1.  Encroachment:  When a guest cuts in front of another guest at the snack table.
 
 2.  Holding:  When one guest verbally detains another by talking their ear off, causing confusion and delay in the food line.

 3.  Offsides:  When a guest loiters in front of a particular dish of food,   grazing from the serving dish instead getting his own plate, causing other guests to be temporarily snackblocked.  
    
 4.  Roughing the 'Cooker': When a guest distracts the hostess with questions or comments causing something in the kitchen to overcook and/or burn.

 5.  Face Mask:  When a guest doesn't mention to another guest that they have spinach from the dip stuck in their teeth.

 6.  False Start:  When a guest goes into the kitchen under the guise of helping the hostess get things ready  but really just wants a jump start on eating the snacks before they get placed on the food table.

 7.  Interference:  Talking/Laughing/Being Disruptive during commercials.  Also see:  Standing in front of the big screen asking who is winning every 10 minutes and inquiring how much longer until the halftime show.

 8.  Illegal Use of Hands - Grabbing food off of the serving trays without using appropriate serving tools provided. Also see: Groping guests while intoxicated. 

 9.  Illegal Motion/Procedure:  Dipping a chip or vegetable in various salsas, etc, taking a bite, and then repeating process with bitten off end.   Also see:  Double Dipping.

10. Personal Foul:  Blatantly passing gas and leaving the room, leaving the people around you to take the blame.

2 comments:

  1. This totally cracked me up. "Illegal Use of Hands to the Single Lady. Penalty is declined."
    "Pass interferance--when someone takes the drink/plate of food that was meant for someone else..." Great post DG, and enjoy the game.

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  2. And this is why I shall stay home and sneak a handful of chips and cold nacho dip right out of the fridge (as to not alert anyone by the sound of the microwave).

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