I'll wait to go golfing until after you open your card.
You're not my mom.
Aren't our kids the best gift? How do I top that?
Oh..I thought it was NEXT Sunday.
The kids have a double header today but maybe we can hit McDonald's after.
Mother's Day is boring.
You mean we needed reservations to eat here today?
We cleared a hard level on Candy Crush for you for Mother's Day.
Here's your breakfast in bed! So sorry about the flour all over the kitchen floor.
Hope you like the chocolate foil rose - it's all that was left at the gas station this morning.