Bells at the doc will ring ting-a-ling-a-ling
Ting-a-ling-a-ling and you'll say, "Can ya help us"
The nurse will say tippy-tippy-tay
Tippy-tippy-tay "You are taking a sick day!"
When the cold makes them drool on you
Just like a slobbering fool, you're a mommy
When you just want to run & scream
But you know, you're not leaving, signore
You sneezed on me, but you see
I'm not a tissue, kid, please, I'm just Mommy.
But you know, they're just sleepy, signore
Scuzza me, but you see
You just need a lil' nappy with Mommy.
Here's to spring coming tomorrow..until then,
I'm the human tissue,